itsamehector

*Hermione Granger voice* It's Its-a-Me-Hector not Itsame-Hector Seriously though. Dat shit sound like a messy ass Japanese name mixed with a Greek name.

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

(via plomizo)

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

(via plomizo)

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

(Source: bonjour700, via tyleroakley)